The Best Musical Dad Jokes to Roll Your Eyes At

As annoying as dad jokes can be, we’re all guilty of laughing at one or two. And though we’re used to hearing the traditional dad jokes, music dads are in a world of their own! Here are some of our favorite musical dad jokes that you”’ definitely roll your eyes at.

The Best Musical Dad Jokes

Me: I’m practicing.
Dad: Hi practicing, I’m Dad.

Me: I’m learning this new Baroque piece and it’s really hard.
Dad: Well, maybe you should fix it!

Today during practice my daughter said, “I think at measure 46 I need to add a breath mark,” and I broke into tears. 16 years old and she still doesn’t know my name is David.

Today my son asked for a Steinway and I said no. He called me the cheapest dad in the world. I’m not buying it.

The urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…

A thief broke into my studio last night looking for money. I decided to look with him.

I met a nice girl at a concert last night and asked her to call me when she made it home. She must be homeless.

Back in the day, I got my photo taken with REM. That’s me in the corner.

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

I strained a finger today playing the piano. But on the other hand, I’m fine.

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 am. Can you believe it? Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.

When I was young, I wanted to play the guitar really badly. After years of hard work, perseverance, and practice, I can play the guitar really badly.

Nurse: Your wrist is broken.
Dad: Will I ever be able to play the piano?
Nurse: Yes.
Dad: Great! I couldn’t play before.
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“Where are the other 19 pilots?” – My dad at a 21 pilots concert.
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What is made out of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones.

We hope you’ve enjoyed our musical dad jokes! We’ll keep adding more, so be sure to keep checking back!